Hey folks! I’m headed to the airport again. This is my 1 millionth trip to the airport. So you guys all win a free smile. See! You’re smiling right now. I can see it. I see everything! Look at your beautiful smiles. All of youz.
Fort Collins Co. tonight.
Denver tomorrow.
Come out and see me. Say hi! The details are listed above on my beautiful banner art.

Is weed legal in Colorado? Dammit. I quit smokin dope years ago. I picked the wrong day to stop smokin weed.