Shows cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances I have to cancel my upcoming shows in Cincinatti OH, Nelsonville OH, Madison IN and Indianapolis IN.

I’ll try to make these shows up in the future. Prayers for my Mom are welcome. 🙏 I need to be with her at this time.

Cincinnati Ohio Dec 13

In case you guys were wondering if I was ever gonna play Cincinnati Ohio again – well, now you don’t have to wonder. It’s been inked in contract. It’s happening. Dec 13. It’s even a Thursday. A grand day to go out and imbibe. The venue I’ll be trashing is Live At The Ludlow Garage.

I enjoy this venue. It’s got good stuff. Like seats and sound. And drinks. And weirdos. And an all nude staff. Free range chickens roam the aisles and they dance with giggling monkeys.

It’s a place where people hug each other and eat organic green beans.

You can’t get arrested in this place because it’s lawless.

You’re gonna love it. Tickets here

Happy Sunday!

All these wondrous fruits are bathing together in the morning sunlight. They’re just waiting to be eaten.

The banana says “I’m perfectly ripe. Please slice me and put me on some beautiful toasted baguette with fresh almond butter and a small dab of local honey.”

But the avocado replies “excuse me madam, but I feel I’m better suited for today’s brekkie. Smash me on toast with a few black and red pepper flakes and a slight drizzle of olive oil.”

Then the pretty heirloom tomatoes say “we agree with the avocado dude. But you need to slice us up and put us on top with our cherry tomato brethren.”

Then I say “I think I’ll eat all of you. I’ll do the bananas and almond butter for dessert. I always go with savory and before sweet.”

Have a peaceful Sunday. Xx

Meditation and stuff

This is where I’ve decided to build a meditation mausoleum with emphasis on matador mixologist’s master classes. I’m sure it’ll be successful. This building is lonely and welcoming and foreboding all at the same time.