you Can take it with you!
I was just leaving Milwaukee and I was informed that you CAN take it with you. If you like sleeping with money and guns then you will be happy to know that the people in charge said we are all able to bring 40% of our cash with us now when we pass through the pearly gates. We still aren't allowed to bring gels or lipstick but we can bring loads of cashish. That means you will be able to buy trinkets and whatnot at the Purgatorial country gift store while waiting to see if heaven has room for your sinful arse. I just saw the movie The Little Children directed by Todd Field. Go see it soon. Kate Winslet is amazing and the story is unlike anything I have ever seen. I can't quit thinking about it. The only thing that stopped me was a state trooper in the middle of Wisconsin who cited me for going 83 mph on the interstate 35 north when the posted speed limit was 65. A 282 dollar speeding ticket. Yikes! I'm losing money touring so please buy my merch when you see me at the shows so I can take more money with me when I die or at least afford a good attorney. The other night after the show when Billy Harvey and I came back to the hotel room, the front desk clerk informed us that the place was sold out except for one final room with only a king size bed. When we got in the room it was really uncomfortable like we were on a first date or something. I didn't know whether I should sit on the bed or not and I felt weird taking off my jeans. All I know is that when I woke up there was all this money on the bed strewn all over me so I guess I made some "extra cash." I feel sort of creepy today. See ya In Ohio and Indy! Steven Midnight Cowboy Poltz