Tom Flannery joke
Here's a joke my friend Tom Flannery made up yesterday. He called me up while I was waiting for my flight to Ketchikan Alaska and I laughed out loud. I wish there was a quicker way to type laugh out loud. It takes so long.
Ok here's the joke: Guy feels bad and goes to the doctor, doctor does tests and blood work then says, “You have a very dangerous, highly contagious disease. We need to quarantine you and I’m putting you on a diet of pancakes, pepperoni, and pita bread”. Guy asks, “Will that cure me?” Doctor replies, “No, but we can just slide that stuff under the door.”