Smoke signals

Starting now, I'm done w/ social networking. I'm going to use different colors of smoke from a chimney to let you know when I've added a show.1. Black Smoke- no show 2. Pink smoke - ladies night show 3. Rainbow colored smoke- show at a gay bar 4. Blue smoke- show where I play only Muddy Waters covers 5- mauve smoke- artsy noise rock show 6- purple smoke- my name won't be listed on the marquee- only a symbol like this -///((((---> 7- green smoke - recycled song show with hemp shoes compulsory and free weed cookies. 8- yellow smoke- camping show with outdoor showers that double as urinals. 9- brown smoke - ok to throw poo at each other. Please bring soap.