should I eat this????
I just got home to my hotel from the show in Adelaide. This town rules! I am contemplating on whether or not I should eat this chicken schwarma kabab thingy with the spicy red sauce. Thanks everyone in A-Town for your new law that doesn't allow entertainers from the you-knighted states of America to purchase beers. You people are sick. I can't spend my money here. Every time I turn around someone is handing me a cerveza. This food may kill me but I need to catch an early flight to Melbourne for a show at a winery. This country is a mockery of a sham of a country posing as a country but really just wanting to have a good time. I am defecting tomorrow to the land of the Aussies.