Whenever I'm up to no good I'm just gonna say I was discussing "Russian adoptions".
Hey Steve, did you steal those towels from that Marriott?
-Ummm no. I was discussing Russian adoptions.
Hey Steve, did you just fart?
-No! God no! I was discussing Russian adoptions.
Hey Steve, did you pay back your student loans from your college days at USD?
- I'm going to. I've just been real busy discussing Russian adoptions.