Have you people ever used this product in your butt cracks? (What do you mean "you people"?) It's really fun and kind of sneaky. I just took a nice long shower then put this in my butt crack and when I walked to get a cappuccino I felt like I was only thinking about my butt cheeks and how silky they felt. I wasn't thinking abou taxes or putting money in the meter. Then when the barista girl handed me my cappuccino I smiled at her with the knowing smile that I had Anti Monkey Butt® powder in my bum. She looked at me like I was up to something naughty but she didn't know what it was. Then as I walked down the sidewalk I had an extra skip in my step. They should sponsor me.