Knees are weird

So I had about a week left before I was going to leave Australia and I went on a hike into this beautiful canyon with natural waterfalls and rock slides. Chris Modl went down the waterfall water slide first and said to me "I don't think you should do it. It's too shallow where you land and you could get hurt." All that really meant to me was "Hey, this looks fun. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's an idiot." Then I climbed up and slid down and instantly tweaked my right knee. Right then I thought to myself. "You idiot! You should have listened to Modl. Dammit! My knee hurts." So now it's been about five weeks and I can't sit Japanese style and can't hyper-extend it out straight. So I went to the knee specialist for The Padres and got my knee looked at. He x-rayed it and said the x-ray didn't show anything bad so he wants to do an MRI on my poor little right knee. Those things are wicked expensive so I'm going to pretend it's badly bruised and wait the requisite 4 to 5 months for it to heal. Will this keep me from rocking? Hell no Dre! I'll just keep on keeping on. So send my right knee good healing vibes and send me some hillbilly heroin. Peace be with you. And also with you. SjjP