It all starts here

20120101-125434.jpgI just took this picture to show you what a pretty day it is here in San Diego, California on January 1, 2012. Still alive and able to partake in another first day of a new year and for that I am as grateful as a freshly escaped felon from a mental ward. The beach is beautiful and the seagulls are like flying rats scavenging the sand and ocean for scraps of anything to jam inside their always hungry squawking pie holes. I bet if I tried really hard that I could fly. Me and R Kelly can fly along with all of the Jonathan Livingston Seagulls. This new year is going to be good for you if you give me money. I have a direct line to God, Newt, Callista and the caucuses of every district in Iowa. I can make shit happen. And I'm not just talking about the smooth move laxative herbal tea happening. I'm talking about making shit happen. If you hang out with me this year and give me money then 2012 will be a good year for you. I'm not asking for a lot. I just want to wet my beak. This is the kind of year where we can all hold hands and walk underneath a rainbow together while watching reruns of Freaks and Geeks. 2012 is the year of making shit happen. Let's make some shit happen. Who's with me? S