"Here's my new promo picture for my upcoming radio tour."
"Uhhhhhh Steve, yeah, about that. Well- we just don't think it's a good idea."
"Why not? Bananas are good. They're full of potassium. Plus maybe I'll get some sponsorship dough from Chiquita."
"Look Steve, we think it could be misconstrued. Bananas are phallic and people are probably going to laugh at you."
"What's wrong with laughter. Does anybody remember laughter? What does phallic mean?"
"Sorry Steve, but we've decided to go in another direction. You're on your own now. We can't be involved with you anymore. Enjoy your banana."
Fade out out with me slowly waking away and slipping on the banana peel freshly tossed on the ground.