Padres- "hey dudes! Come join us in the basement won't you? It's nice and cool down here and dark. Our parents are outta town. It's really cozy."
Giants- "We're not used to the basement. We have 2 rings in the last 3 years. It's weird to look up and see all those other teams above us."
P- "It's not so bad. You'll get used to it. Come play video games with us."
G- "Do you guys have Candy Crush?"
P- "Shit yes! We have everything. Excuse the DNA on the comforter."
G- "Eww. Hey, is that a Bong?"
P- "Oh hell yes! We have pharmaceutical dope galore. We also have lots of edibles."
G- "I like it down here in the cellar. I can see why you guys stay here all the time. A couple of weeks ago it looked like you were checking out the high rise view. What happened?"
P- "This is good weed man."
G- "Where are our batting gloves and cleats?"
P- "Who cares? Do you have any Doritos?"
G- "Yes we have Doritos Loco Tacos! Are we playing each other tonight? Like, aren't we supposed to play baseball?"
P- "Don't worry, be happy! The cellar has lots of wine and our parents are in Greece for the summer. Let's invite some chicks over and party."
G- "this REALLY is good weed man. This basement rocks!"
P- "Let's carpool together over to Petco at 6 and try out the kettle corn."
G- "Mmmm Kettle corn!"