I made it across the pond!

20111030-173143.jpgHeck yeah Ma! I'm in an old church right now about to soundcheck. There's a lot of really old stuff here from days gone by. I am pretty psyched for my first show of the UK tour. I'm playing in Norwich at The Arts Centre. The lads in Glenn Tilbrook's band are really fun and funny. I go on pretty soon so hopefully it all goes off without a hiccup or hitch. I'm ready for whatever comes my way unless it's a tsunami or atom bomb. Other than that I should be able to handle anything else except for alien UFO invasions from Mars. The money looks funny and they talk kinda funny and the skies aren't sunny but my nose ain't runny so I'll hop like a bunny in pugilistic glory like Gene Tunney. More latah gatah don't be a hatah, Poltz, S PS here's where I'll be: October Arts Centre, Norwich

NOVEMBER 1 November Playhouse, Whitstable 2 November West End Centre, Aldershot 3 November Tivoli Theatre, Wimbourne 4 November Plough Arts Centre, Great Torrington 5 November Princess Pavillion, Falmouth 7 November Electric Palace, Bridport 8 November The Victoria, Swindon 9 November The Space, Stroud 11 November Colston Hall 2, Bristol 12 November The Globe, Cardiff 13 November Arts Centre, Pontadarwe 15 November Tokyo Club, Lincoln 16 November Holmfirth, Picturedrome. 17 November Platform, Morecambe 19 November Liquid Room, Edinburgh 20 November The Ironworks, Inverness 21 November The Green Hotel, Kinross 22 November The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen 26 November King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut, Glasgow 27 November The Sage, Gateshead 29 November ARC, Stockton On Tees 30 November Leisure Centre, Whitehaven

DECEMBER 1 December The Grand, Clitheroe 3 December The Met, Bury 4 December The Duchess, York 6 December Telfords Warehouse, Chester 7 December Arts Centre, Birkenhead 8 December Rescue Rooms, Nottingham 10 December Cox’s Yard, Stratford Upon Avon 11 December The Robin 2, Bilston 12 December The Stables, Milton Keynes 13 December Arts Centre, Colchester 14 December The Brook, Southampton 16 December South St Arts Centre, Reading 17 December Jazz Cafe, London 19 December Komedia, Brighton 20 December Blackheath Concert Halls, London

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