Today when I got out of yoga I put back on my socks and boots and a woman approached me and asked why my socks said 'porn' on them. I looked at them and pulled them up and said "I think they say Portland. Namaste."
So she said "I'm so sorry. Now I'm embarrassed. I'm turning red. Ugh. By the way, my name is Sarah."
So I said "Nice to meet you Sarah. I'm Ron. Ron Jeremy."