One time I saw a horse using his right rear leg to teach hula hooping lessons to disadvantaged teens in Hawaii. It was so boring. I was like "Hey horse! The 1700s called and they want their trick back." Then the horse got up and said "Do you have any pop tarts?" And I said "Whoa Mr Ed, I thought you were gluten free." Then the horse said "Does Vladimir Putin eat gluten?" I said (in a Russian accent) "yer darn tootin!'" Then the horse said "I'm allergic to gluten and pop tarts give me gas. I call them pop farts." Then the horse blew a loud one and peed while looking right into my eyes. Then my Mom woke me up for school and my bed was wet.