HOPE you make it to Iota!
DC people! I want to see you at Iota tonight at 8:30. Arlington Va. The food there is scrumptious and I'll be hanging from the stage on a swinging chandelier wearing a tiara and purple leggings while wielding a chainsaw that doubles as a guitar. I'll be singing songs of love and doubt and frito pie. Barack Obama is coming to the show along with several senators and a myriad of tobacco lobbyists. The psithurism you hear will be piped in from the Blue Mountains from a previous camping trip I once took. You'll be filled with a sense of peace and calm unlike any you've ever felt before. This feeling will dissipate once I fire up my chainsaw and put on my hockey face mask. IOTA!