20130203-111059.jpgI've been doping because I've been at 10,000 feet the last week and my red blood cells have doubled. I'm fucking high man! Woo hoo! I'm ready for The Tour De France. I think I remember how to ride a bike. Hemoglobin heaven is where I reside. I bet I could play linebacker in today's stupor bowl. I weigh 151 and I'm 6-1. I can do anything! I'm going to take a nap. I'm excited for The World Series today. I hope Trevor Hoffman kicks a goal to break a nil nil tie in overtime after he comes out of the penalty box for fighting. Hopefully his serve is good today and the line judges aren't taking their usual hallucinogens.

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