I really enjoy Thanksgiving. We have a tradition in our family that we've done since we were little kids. We smoke opium and hole up in a dark house and put tinfoil on our windows. It's super fun and lasts for about four days. We never really say goodbye to each other when it's over. We just skulk off into the dark. We don't really eat food because the opium suppresses our appetites. The room gets so hazy that we just perform puppet shows for each other. Half the audience nods off while the others just stare with crooked smiles. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.