Experiments under grow lamps

IMG_3099.JPGFour eyes are better than two only half of the time. I just finished a study at Harvard University where I did comparisons with people I've been surgically working on in my spare time, in between writing songs and editing automobile manuals.

I steal eyes from dead people and restore them under a grow lamp. I don't let the people out of my lab but I do bring them Starbucks FrappucinosĀ®. It's not like they're unhappy in my laboratory it's just that they're not really that happy. Hey, it's all good!

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