Durty Australia Outback Vehicle
So I was leaving this pub after getting some pizza and this guy rolls up in this car straight from the outback. It took him 4 days of intensive driving and he gets out of the car and he's got on really short shorts and he greets his girlfriend who laughs at what he's written in the dirt of his car. As he's talking to her I start taking pictures of his car and says "is this going to go on one of those blogs mate?" I say "Yes it is! I'm a singer on tour and I love your car."
He says "Just make sure my license plate number is blacked out." So here it is for you guys through the power of the internets.