When chopping onions always wear glasses or safety goggles. Sometimes your eyes will start spontaneously crying and you might chop off a piece of your finger. It's ok! No worries mate. You don't want a piece of the finger to ricochet into your eye. You don't know where that finger's been. Or even worse, maybe you do. Save the finger in a baggie on ice and finish chopping the veggies. It's all good bro/dude/brahh. Put the soup on the stove and go see a doctor. Oh- make sure to bring the severed finger with you for reattachment procedures. We aren't lizards- we don't grow new ones.
That's all for today's culinary tips. Happy cooking. Go Expos!