Austin or Australia?

  There are other places that start with Aust--- like.... Austin. Texas.

I just got word that there AREN'T many tickets left for my extravaganza there on November 14. It's a Saturday. At Strangebrew. Early show. 7. P. M. Y. E. A. H. B. O. I.

Do you like Austin? Have you ever been there? Flights are super cheap from Australia to Austin. Aren't they?

All my Australia pals need to meet my Austin pals. Let's make it happen.

Anyhoo- this show has low amounts of tickets left. If you would like one then I think we can make a back alley deal.

Go to this back alley to procure pieces of paper that allow entry to the aforementioned event-