All cleaned up

He jammed and poked and prodded. Scraped and twisted and rinsed my gums. Some gland under my tongue involuntarily gleaked saliva into his goggles. There was laughter and blood and more blood and laughter. His name is Joel and he works for Dr Haldy. He listens to Pandora radio while he cleans my teeth and when I come in he puts it on Steve Poltz radio. Pretty funny hearing me sing Chinese Vacation right after a song by Cracker while the pain is inflicted. Sweet beautiful pain. I love it so much that I'm starting to worry. In other news- I'm all caught up on Dexter so feel free to discuss the season finale. Lovingly, Steve

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