Ahem!

20130205-132057.jpgWhy are the red figures always portrayed as the thieves of the white figures? That's racist? Or is it racy? Or is the red figure merely protecting the white figure from other lurking multi-colored figures? And why is the one getting ripped off the female? That's sexist. Or is it sexy? And why am I assuming that the white figure is female? Is it because of the purse? Maybe it's a man bag. Maybe the red figure is the girl ripping off a man with a satchel. In the words of Styx- "is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands" help! Or maybe there's a hole cut in the purse/satchel and the red figure is fingering the butthole of the white figure. We need to get to the bottom of this. Get it? Bottom. Heh heh.