3 prongs

20140711-233111-84671717.jpgThis is a rare 3 pronged erection. Until now it's only been visible by aliens for deep cavity searches in the territory known as sector 9. I can't fucking believe I just took this photograph. You guys all owe me money just for looking at it. I should charge first but I'm going with trust because I like you.

I heard that Bigfoot has a 3 pronger but no one has ever really seen it. His wife Sasscrotch wrote a tell all biography that is supposedly coming out later this year on Amazon. This is all I can say it about for now.