3 prongs

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This is a rare 3 pronged erection. Until now it’s only been visible by aliens for deep cavity searches in the territory known as sector 9. I can’t fucking believe I just took this photograph. You guys all owe me money just for looking at it. I should charge first but I’m going with trust because I like you.

I heard that Bigfoot has a 3 pronger but no one has ever really seen it. His wife Sasscrotch wrote a tell all biography that is supposedly coming out later this year on Amazon.
This is all I can say it about for now.

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Atlin British Columbia

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Just arrived at Atlin Arts and Music Festival in Atlin British Columbia. It’s sold out but here I am with Gordie Tentrees doing a live stream.

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Upcoming NYC shows

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Use your feet to eat. It stretches out your hamstrings AND it’s nourishing. Plus- maple syrup is good for you and — Roger Miller called it maple syrple. Because then he could rhyme it with purple.
Good times with pancakes and art. It is fun. New York City
2 nights at Rockwood Music Hall Stage 3.

196 Allen St NYC

Git yer tix
Friday July 18 – 9:30pm
http://www.ticketfly.com/event/599843

Sunday July 20 – 9:30pm
http://www.ticketfly.com/event/599849

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A sign from the universe

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I was driving down the road in Haines Junction in The Yukon and I said to myself “I wonder where my gig is tonight?” Then I saw this sign and I said to myself “this must be a sign from the universe that I’m supposed to turn here.” I’ve arrived.

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Cough eee roasters

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Right now I’m getting jacked up on caffeine at this place in Whitehorse in The Yukon. Then I’m gonna drive like a banshee to Haines Junction for my show tonight at St Elias Center. The weather up here is gorgeous today. But that could easily change in the blink of a butthole. Do buttholes blink?

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Yippee!

I made Tahoe Onstage I made Tahoe Onstage! The new phone books are in The new phone books are in! read all about it here!

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Atlin British Comumbia

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This weekend I shall pack my jacket as I head up to The Yukon. Come check out this sweet festival I’m playing in Atlin British Columbia. Atlin Arts and Music

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Yukon bound

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On Wednesday I’ll be headed up to The Yukon Territories in Canada. July 10 is my first show.

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Northern California

Howdy Freaks,
The High Sierra Music Festival was amazing! I made so many new friends that I miss already! It’s a good thing I’ll be back in the Bay Area on Sunday July 27! Hell Yes, I’ll be performing at the KC Turner Presents Sunday Cookout Concert with the T Sisters on Sunday July 27 at the HopMonk Novato Beer Garden! It’s an early 5pm show and all ages. It’s only $10 or for $25 you get admission plus a burger, potato salad, corn on the cob and a beer! Nutzo Magutzo!

We have kept the price cheap because I demanded it. Why? Because I love you! Tickets are selling fast. We are limiting it to 135 tickets. Here is the link:

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My High Sierra Music Festival Schedule

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Sat July 5
Noon – 1:15 Big Meadow Stage
3:15-4pm High Sierra Music Hall (Playshop)
11:30pm – 1:30am Mineral Building (Troubadour)

Sun July 6
2:30 – 3:45pm Vaudeville Tent

High Sierra Music Festival

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