Cool! I’ll be at The Walnut Room tonight!
Jumping for joy!
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Cool! I’ll be at The Walnut Room tonight!
Jumping for joy!
Let your feet carry your bag of tiresome worries to another planet where they recycle your fraught emotions into relaxing images meant to calm your frayed nerves. Wiggle your tongue like a crazy person and make up a new language to sing a new song that is yet to exist. I’ll listen to it on the special people radio station.
Houston! Texas! Yippee!
Put on yer big kid pants.
It’s a Tuesday night.
Late show. 9:30
Let’s do this.
I love The Mucky Duck.
June 7. Rhymes with heaven. And Kevin. And Devon. Also Levin is acceptable.
Houston. Texas. I am coming your way.
This is just added. Like right now.
You heard it here first. tickets here
You wanna talk about performance enhancing rust? I met a guy from India who peddled rust in tiny little paper envelopes not unlike the kind heroin dealers preferred. He sold it in a powder form mixed with baby laxative and meth and each little envelope had a personalized stamp ensuring the highest quality with each discreet purchase. He was a gracious chap who would greet his customers with an obligatory hello followed by a photographic slide show on his gangsta flip phone. This picture is the money shot that he used on his more skeptical customers who were still uncertain of their moral turpitude. Once his possible clients saw that the rust came from a farm in Iowa they were usually swayed and ended up purchasing at least an eighth of an ounce. The fella from India would then immediately wire half of the funds back home to a bank account in Mumbai belonging to his grandmother who ran an ashram for a guru named Siddhartha. The whole thing seems sort of shady but then again so do high powered lobbyists. Everyone has to put their pants on in the morning. Unless they shit their pants from rusty baby laxative.
Nobody really knows what goes on in here. There are rumblings of an apothecary specializing in hog wort powders mixed with bone dust. I fear this is all a ruse and that there are malfeasant surgeries taking place for wealthy people in need of new livers and whatnot. I’ve picked up signals on my police scanner detailing unscrupulous affidavits from crooked judges for search and seizure warrants. Frankly, I’m just a concerned citizen with an interest in the safety of my neighborhood. The nefarious dealings of public officials and laboratories on the take are leaving lasting effects that I’d rather not talk about on such a public forum. I will say this- the only only thing I’m guilty of is sneaking into a drive-in movie to see an X rated film called The Swinging Cheerleaders when I was only 16. — I’m not involved in the interstate trafficking of body parts for illegal surgeries by black market doctors for rich people on waiting lists. — oh yeah- I also smoked a cigarette behind the church when I was a Catholic altar boy.
Denver Colorado! I shall see you Friday May 13. Please alert your friends and friends of friends. The Walnut Room. 9pm is the showtime. Tickets here
13 reasons I am excited to play Denver on the 13th-
1. I like making lists
2. Denver has people who like music
3. I have a guitar and some songs and stories
4. I’ve never played The Walnut Room before
5. Clubs are like fire hydrants and I need to pee on all of them and mark my territory
6. Denver has 6 letters
7. Denver omelettes taste good
8. Bob Denver played Gilligan
9. Jack Kerouac took in speed Denver
10. If John Denver had started a band with Bob Denver they could’ve been called The Denvers
11. The Denver Broncos won the hockey cup for skiing
12. Hippies can buy weed legally
13. It’s Friday The 13th!
Hello Phoenix Arizona! I’ll see you tomorrow Friday May 6 at 7:30pm at The Musical Instrument Museum. tickets
Do you folks like Phoenix? Well, if you’re so inclined please come to my extravaganza this Friday. I promise to sweat and dance a bit and sing my heart out. get tix here
Here are a few places you can find me-
Sun May 1 Charleston WV Mountain Stage
Fri May 6 Phoenix Az Musical Instrument Museum
Fri May 13 Denver, CO The Walnut Room
Sat May 14 Colorado Springs Friends House Concert Series
Wed May 18 Portland, Oregon Doug Fir Lounge w/ Grant Lee Phillips
Thu May 19 Grass Valley Ca Center For The Arts w/ Grant Lee Phillips
Fri May 20 Chico Ca The Rendesvous w/ Grant Lee Phillips
Sat May 21 San Diego Ca The North Park Festival of the Arts
Sun May 22 San Francisco Ca Slim’s w/ Grant Lee Phillips
Mon May 23 Evanston, IL S.P.A.C.E. w/ Brothers Comatose
Tue May 24 Indianapolis The Hi-Fi w/ Brothers Comatose
Wed May 25 Pittsburgh Pa Pittsburgh Winery w/ Brothers Comatose
Fri May 27 Cumberland MD Del Fest
Sat May 28 Cumberland MD Del Fest
Mon May 30 NYC City Winery w/ Alejandro Escovedo
Tue May 31 NYC City Winery w/ Alejandro Escovedo
Fri June 4 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival
Sat June 4 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival
Sun June 5 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival
Thurs June 9 Arlington Tx Levitt Pavillion For Performing Arts
Fri June 10 Austin Tx Threadgills
Sat June 11 Novato Ca Novato Festival of Art Wine and Music
Sun June 12 Novato Ca Novato Festival of Art Wine and Music
Sat June 18 Oceanside Ca House Concert contact Brian for Tix email@example.com
Fri – Sun July 1-3 Quincy Ca High Sierra Music Festival
Sat and sun July 9 and 10
Harbor Springs Michigan Blissfest
Fri July 15 Wakefield Quebec Canada The Black Sheep Inn
Sat July 16 Perth Ontario Canada Stewart Park Festival
Sun July 17 Perth Ontario Canada Stewart Park Festival
Thurs July 21 Blue Mountains Ontario Canada Bruce Street Social Club
Fri July 22 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival
Sat July 23 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival
Sun July 24 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival
Sun July 31 Cambridge MA Club Passim
Tues Aug 2 Miramichi NB Canada Vogue Theater
Wed Aug 3 Halifax NS Canada
Thurs Aug 4 Lunenburg NS Canada Lunenburg Folk Harbor Festival
Fri Aug 5 Lunenburg NS Canada Lunenburg Folk Harbor Festival
Sat Aug 6 Red Rock Ontario Canada Live From The Rock Festival
Sun Aug 7 Red Rock Ontario Canada Live From The Rock Festival
Fri Sept 16 Del Mar Ca Kaboo Festival