Denver tonight! May 13 Friday


Do you guys like Denver?
Do you guys like omelettes?
Do you like cats? And butterflies?

Cool! I’ll be at The Walnut Room tonight!
Jumping for joy!

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Special people radio


Let your feet carry your bag of tiresome worries to another planet where they recycle your fraught emotions into relaxing images meant to calm your frayed nerves. Wiggle your tongue like a crazy person and make up a new language to sing a new song that is yet to exist. I’ll listen to it on the special people radio station.

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Houston! Just added 


Houston! Texas! Yippee!
Put on yer big kid pants.
It’s a Tuesday night.
Late show. 9:30
Let’s do this.
I love The Mucky Duck.
June 7. Rhymes with heaven. And Kevin. And Devon. Also Levin is acceptable.

Houston. Texas. I am coming your way.

This is just added. Like right now.
You heard it here first. tickets here

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Rusty baby laxative 


You wanna talk about performance enhancing rust? I met a guy from India who peddled rust in tiny little paper envelopes not unlike the kind heroin dealers preferred. He sold it in a powder form mixed with baby laxative and meth and each little envelope had a personalized stamp ensuring the highest quality with each discreet purchase. He was a gracious chap who would greet his customers with an obligatory hello followed by a photographic slide show on his gangsta flip phone. This picture is the money shot that he used on his more skeptical customers who were still uncertain of their moral turpitude. Once his possible clients saw that the rust came from a farm in Iowa they were usually swayed and ended up purchasing at least an eighth of an ounce. The fella from India would then immediately wire half of the funds back home to a bank account in Mumbai belonging to his grandmother who ran an ashram for a guru named Siddhartha. The whole thing seems sort of shady but then again so do high powered lobbyists. Everyone has to put their pants on in the morning. Unless they shit their pants from rusty baby laxative.

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Body parts for sale 


Nobody really knows what goes on in here. There are rumblings of an apothecary specializing in hog wort powders mixed with bone dust. I fear this is all a ruse and that there are malfeasant surgeries taking place for wealthy people in need of new livers and whatnot. I’ve picked up signals on my police scanner detailing unscrupulous affidavits from crooked judges for search and seizure warrants. Frankly, I’m just a concerned citizen with an interest in the safety of my neighborhood. The nefarious dealings of public officials and laboratories on the take are leaving lasting effects that I’d rather not talk about on such a public forum. I will say this- the only only thing I’m guilty of is sneaking into a drive-in movie to see an X rated film called The Swinging Cheerleaders when I was only 16. — I’m not involved in the interstate trafficking of body parts for illegal surgeries by black market doctors for rich people on waiting lists. — oh yeah- I also smoked a cigarette behind the church when I was a Catholic altar boy.

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Dreamy 


It’s all a dream. A lovely little dream unfolding like a pretty spool of colorful ribbon. Let it fall over you and bathe you in soft warm hues until your eyes crack a slight smile.

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Denver! May 13


Denver Colorado! I shall see you Friday May 13. Please alert your friends and friends of friends. The Walnut Room. 9pm is the showtime. Tickets here

13 reasons I am excited to play Denver on the 13th-

1. I like making lists
2. Denver has people who like music
3. I have a guitar and some songs and stories
4. I’ve never played The Walnut Room before
5. Clubs are like fire hydrants and I need to pee on all of them and mark my territory
6. Denver has 6 letters
7. Denver omelettes taste good
8. Bob Denver played Gilligan
9. Jack Kerouac took in speed Denver
10. If John Denver had started a band with Bob Denver they could’ve been called The Denvers
11. The Denver Broncos won the hockey cup for skiing
12. Hippies can buy weed legally
13. It’s Friday The 13th!

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Phoenix Az! Friday night


Hello Phoenix Arizona! I’ll see you tomorrow Friday May 6 at 7:30pm at The Musical Instrument Museum. tickets

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Phoenix Arizona? Yes! 


Do you folks like Phoenix? Well, if you’re so inclined please come to my extravaganza this Friday. I promise to sweat and dance a bit and sing my heart out. get tix here

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Shows shows shows


Don’t worry, I won’t bite you.
Come see me play some music.

Here are a few places you can find me-

Sun May 1 Charleston WV Mountain Stage

Fri May 6 Phoenix Az Musical Instrument Museum

Fri May 13 Denver, CO The Walnut Room

Sat May 14 Colorado Springs Friends House Concert Series

Wed May 18 Portland, Oregon Doug Fir Lounge w/ Grant Lee Phillips

Thu May 19 Grass Valley Ca Center For The Arts w/ Grant Lee Phillips

Fri May 20 Chico Ca The Rendesvous w/ Grant Lee Phillips

Sat May 21 San Diego Ca The North Park Festival of the Arts

Sun May 22 San Francisco Ca Slim’s w/ Grant Lee Phillips

Mon May 23 Evanston, IL S.P.A.C.E. w/ Brothers Comatose

Tue May 24 Indianapolis The Hi-Fi w/ Brothers Comatose

Wed May 25 Pittsburgh Pa Pittsburgh Winery w/ Brothers Comatose

Fri May 27 Cumberland MD Del Fest

Sat May 28 Cumberland MD Del Fest

Mon May 30 NYC City Winery w/ Alejandro Escovedo

Tue May 31 NYC City Winery w/ Alejandro Escovedo

Fri June 4 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival

Sat June 4 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival

Sun June 5 Nelsonville Ohio Nelsonville Folk Festival

Thurs June 9 Arlington Tx Levitt Pavillion For Performing Arts

Fri June 10 Austin Tx Threadgills

Sat June 11 Novato Ca Novato Festival of Art Wine and Music

Sun June 12 Novato Ca Novato Festival of Art Wine and Music

Sat June 18 Oceanside Ca House Concert contact Brian for Tix bbourg57@att.net

Fri – Sun July 1-3 Quincy Ca High Sierra Music Festival

Sat and sun July 9 and 10
Harbor Springs Michigan Blissfest

Fri July 15 Wakefield Quebec Canada The Black Sheep Inn

Sat July 16 Perth Ontario Canada Stewart Park Festival

Sun July 17 Perth Ontario Canada Stewart Park Festival

Thurs July 21 Blue Mountains Ontario Canada Bruce Street Social Club

Fri July 22 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival

Sat July 23 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival

Sun July 24 Guelph Lake Ontario Canada Hillside Festival

Sun July 31 Cambridge MA Club Passim

Tues Aug 2 Miramichi NB Canada Vogue Theater

Wed Aug 3 Halifax NS Canada
The Carleton

Thurs Aug 4 Lunenburg NS Canada Lunenburg Folk Harbor Festival

Fri Aug 5 Lunenburg NS Canada Lunenburg Folk Harbor Festival

Sat Aug 6 Red Rock Ontario Canada Live From The Rock Festival

Sun Aug 7 Red Rock Ontario Canada Live From The Rock Festival

Fri Sept 16 Del Mar Ca Kaboo Festival

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