This is a rare 3 pronged erection. Until now it’s only been visible by aliens for deep cavity searches in the territory known as sector 9. I can’t fucking believe I just took this photograph. You guys all owe me money just for looking at it. I should charge first but I’m going with trust because I like you.
I heard that Bigfoot has a 3 pronger but no one has ever really seen it. His wife Sasscrotch wrote a tell all biography that is supposedly coming out later this year on Amazon.
This is all I can say it about for now.
Just arrived at Atlin Arts and Music Festival in Atlin British Columbia. It’s sold out but here I am with Gordie Tentrees doing a live stream.
Use your feet to eat. It stretches out your hamstrings AND it’s nourishing. Plus- maple syrup is good for you and — Roger Miller called it maple syrple. Because then he could rhyme it with purple.
Good times with pancakes and art. It is fun. New York City
2 nights at Rockwood Music Hall Stage 3.
196 Allen St NYC
Git yer tix
Friday July 18 – 9:30pm
Sunday July 20 – 9:30pm
I was driving down the road in Haines Junction in The Yukon and I said to myself “I wonder where my gig is tonight?” Then I saw this sign and I said to myself “this must be a sign from the universe that I’m supposed to turn here.” I’ve arrived.
Right now I’m getting jacked up on caffeine at this place in Whitehorse in The Yukon. Then I’m gonna drive like a banshee to Haines Junction for my show tonight at St Elias Center. The weather up here is gorgeous today. But that could easily change in the blink of a butthole. Do buttholes blink?
I made Tahoe Onstage I made Tahoe Onstage! The new phone books are in The new phone books are in! read all about it here!
This weekend I shall pack my jacket as I head up to The Yukon. Come check out this sweet festival I’m playing in Atlin British Columbia. Atlin Arts and Music
On Wednesday I’ll be headed up to The Yukon Territories in Canada. July 10 is my first show.
The High Sierra Music Festival was amazing! I made so many new friends that I miss already! It’s a good thing I’ll be back in the Bay Area on Sunday July 27! Hell Yes, I’ll be performing at the KC Turner Presents Sunday Cookout Concert with the T Sisters on Sunday July 27 at the HopMonk Novato Beer Garden! It’s an early 5pm show and all ages. It’s only $10 or for $25 you get admission plus a burger, potato salad, corn on the cob and a beer! Nutzo Magutzo!
We have kept the price cheap because I demanded it. Why? Because I love you! Tickets are selling fast. We are limiting it to 135 tickets. Here is the link:
Sat July 5
Noon – 1:15 Big Meadow Stage
3:15-4pm High Sierra Music Hall (Playshop)
11:30pm – 1:30am Mineral Building (Troubadour)
Sun July 6
2:30 – 3:45pm Vaudeville Tent
High Sierra Music Festival