I am an ad executive for the australian council of ad stuff that’s really important

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I made up a poster and song ad campaign for my tour to Australia. I think it is really going to increase ticket sales way over there in that other place across the world. No one likes my ad. It was deemed unacceptable. This hurts my feelings real bad insde. You may listen to the ad if you feel like it by clicking where it says I like Steve so much that I am going to fly to the shows in Australia.
Anyone can buy a ticket to the shows in Australia
The tickets are on sale now. The info is on this website
Just click on with the shows. If you don

steve goes psychedelic

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photo by michael the space dog
Hi Kids,
Thanks to all those who came oot to the shows eh. I was in Minneapolis iss iss and Madison. What a hoot it was to play for the tens of thousands who attended these milestone shows. If you weren’t there then I don’t like you anymore and will never talk to you again. Both shows had their own personalities like Sybil. Minneapolis was a marathon show and I think the soundman bootlegged it so he will be hearing from my crack team of cracked out attorneys shortly. I will send him to the poorhouse with only his shoes and his glasses.
Madison was an extravagant sprint of a show. I shared the bill with some crazy kids from Kansas that go by the moniker of Split Lip Rayfield. They are pretty neato and I think you would enjoy their song stylings. They remind me of Mojo Nixon if he was raised by the Foogy Bottom Boys in a whorehouse full of moonshine. Check it oot.
I played both shows with a poodle on stage and snakes hanging from the ceiling. One of the snakes bit me and I had to go to the emergency room for some morphine. My poodle shat on the floor of the hospital and they kicked him oot on the street.. It was awful to hear him whimper from ootside my hospital room.
Today I am off to the land of my birth. Halifax Nova Scotia eh? I hope they let me back in to the country. Last time I was here they strip searched me and questioned me for hours. Something about my shaving kit and a manifesto I had scrolled on the back of a cocktail napkin once years ago in the lounge of a Holiday Inn. They didn’t like the part about me taking over Canada making everyone walk around naked drinking purple Kool Aid.
Here is a song I made up the othe day after I saw the documentary Dig. I pretended I was in the Brian Jonestown Massacre. Click below where it says listen hear hosehead.
I miss you like I miss Missy Misdmeanor,
Steven jj Poltz
LISTEN HERE HOSEHEAD

dude yer pants are on fire

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click below where it says listen here carl.
LISTEN HERE CARL
I don’t really know why I made this song up. I guess there really is something wrong inside of me just like that doctor guy said.
I do know that this song mentions many things Sandy Eggo. You got your O.B. Ocean Beach shout oot. And you got your La Jolla whisper to boot and while we’re at it we even mention good old Leucadia quaulludia and Encinitas zencinitas towns.
sing along with moi.
dude yer pants are on fire
dude it’s like yer in a deep fryer
dude could you be any higher???
dude yer pants are on fire
substitute dudette and dog where needed. PLAY IT LOUD AT WORK AND TELL YER BOSS TO KISS YOUR ASS CUZ YER FIXIN TO TAKE THE DAY OFF AND LISTEN TO STYX AND GO SUFING OR PRETEND TO GO SURFING.
god speed good citizens,
love
poltzy
p.s. thanks to Lou DeMarco for requesting to eat some more of those sticks at the taco shop after the Casbah show. They’re actually called rolled tacos you idiot! And the green stuff is guacamole. But now I am ripping you off sweet Lou and I am calling them sticks with the green stuff on top! xo

bombs

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to listen to this song click below.
LISTEN HERE
all the trees have leafy palms
everyone on my tv has hairy arms
your voice it soothes and really calms
on tv we are dropping bombs
we’re dropping bombs on foreign people
bullets are flying bouncing off church steeples
we’re dropping bombs
we’re dropping bombs
the pres na dent he talks so wrong
when i watch congress it’s like watching ping pong
from left to right it’s so sing song
we’re acting like we are king kong
we’re dropping bombs on foreign people
bullets are flying bouncing off church steeples
we’re dropping bombs
we’re dropping bombs
our boys and girls bodies are piling up like trash
while the bullet and oil and bomb makers are raking in the cash
they’re at their cocktail parties acting really crass
but if they had to send their own kids they’d shatter just like glass
we’re dropping bombs on foreign people
bullets are flying bouncing off church steeples
we’re dropping bombs
we’re dropping bombs
the tv set it placates me
i just od’d on reality
there’s 500 channels filling me with dread
they etherize my body and send me off to bed
we’re dropping bombs on foreign people
bullets are flying bouncing off church steeples
we’re dropping bombs
we’re dropping bombs