Author Archives: Steve

Headed to Chicago tonight 

Next stop Chicago. Thanks San Francisco! Last night was wonderful. Great crowd. Tonight I play S.P.A.C.E. In Evanston Illinois with my pals The Brothers Comatose. One day I’ll sleep!

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Free San Diego show tonight

I’m in Sacramento right now. Connecting to San Diego! I play a free show in San Diego tonight. I play from 8:30pm to 9:45 in North Park for the festival of wine and arts. It’s free. FREE I said. FREE. … Continue reading

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Horrible 

 This was the terrible view from my hotel room in San Francisco. Just brutal. #gross #ugly #eyesore #stupidview

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Steve Poltz – word of the day!

I’ve been having fun learning new words and putting them into musical form! #stevepoltzwordoftheday Inchoate Veracious Petrichor Somaticize Cunctator Bumfuzzle Widdershins Collywobbles Taradiddle 

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Denver tonight! May 13 Friday

Do you guys like Denver? Do you guys like omelettes? Do you like cats? And butterflies? Cool! I’ll be at The Walnut Room tonight! Jumping for joy!

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Special people radio

Let your feet carry your bag of tiresome worries to another planet where they recycle your fraught emotions into relaxing images meant to calm your frayed nerves. Wiggle your tongue like a crazy person and make up a new language … Continue reading

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Houston! Just added 

Houston! Texas! Yippee! Put on yer big kid pants. It’s a Tuesday night. Late show. 9:30 Let’s do this. I love The Mucky Duck. June 7. Rhymes with heaven. And Kevin. And Devon. Also Levin is acceptable. Houston. Texas. I … Continue reading

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Rusty baby laxative 

You wanna talk about performance enhancing rust? I met a guy from India who peddled rust in tiny little paper envelopes not unlike the kind heroin dealers preferred. He sold it in a powder form mixed with baby laxative and … Continue reading

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Body parts for sale 

Nobody really knows what goes on in here. There are rumblings of an apothecary specializing in hog wort powders mixed with bone dust. I fear this is all a ruse and that there are malfeasant surgeries taking place for wealthy … Continue reading

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Dreamy 

It’s all a dream. A lovely little dream unfolding like a pretty spool of colorful ribbon. Let it fall over you and bathe you in soft warm hues until your eyes crack a slight smile.

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