Author Archives: Steve

Upcoming extravaganzas 

Photo by Lisa Macintosh- Upcoming places to find me – Wed July 27 – Oakville Ontario Moonshine Cafe SOLD OUT! Fri July 29 – Toronto Ontario The Dakota Tavern 7pm Sun July 31- Cambridge Ma Club Passim Mon Aug 1 … Continue reading

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Cool stuff! 

Ok. A couple cool things- I’m in Toronto. The Padres are in town playing The Blue Jays. (Cool) I went to the game last night. Pads lost. (Not cool) I ran into Rocket From The Crypt at the game! (Cool) … Continue reading

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You smell like horse pee 

jumentous adjective  Of or relating to Smelling like horse urine Here the video After hanging out on this farm at this folk festival my jeans have a jumentous reek.  #stevepoltzwordoftheday #wordoftheday #jumentous

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Gossypiboma

gossypiboma this is my word of the day. Check out the video.  A surgical sponge accidently left inside a patient’s body #stevepoltzwordoftheday #wordoftheday #gossypiboma

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Georgian Bay!

oh wow! Canada! So pretty today at The Georgian Bay in Collingwood. I just went for the best kayak and swim. It’s beautiful here eh?

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Hunger Games 

Cruz went rogue. It was like Dylan going electric. There were boos. Except that Dylan had better hair. And better songs. And a better message. But still- It ain’t easy to be the villain. He out-villained the orange villain. It … Continue reading

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ISIS Syrias about my cabinet 

That’d be cool if Donald Trump got elected President of The USA and named Scott Baio Secretary Of State and Senator Joni Ernst Secretary Of Defense. Then after news leaked out that Baio and Ernst were having serious arguments over … Continue reading

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Did you say seitan?

Dr Ben Carson was right! Hillary Clinton is seitan worshipper. I used to work at the Pita Pit in Arkansas (along with my job as a clerk at Bed Bath And Beyond) and Hillary would come in and order a … Continue reading

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Satin worshipper

I think people misunderstood Ben Carson. He didn’t call Hillary Clinton a Satan worshipper. What he said was that she was a satin worshipper. Ya see- I used to work at Bed Bath And Beyond with a young Ben C … Continue reading

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Comedy gold

This is the best comedy of the year. Did Mel Brooks write it?  Amazing. How do they make it look so real? Scott Baio’s career could be resurrected like Travolta’s when he did Pulp Fiction.  Seriously, who wrote this? I … Continue reading

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