Author Archives: Steve

Texas Thyme

A promoter for an upcoming show I’m playing in Texas just called and requested a current publicity photo and I asked him “how current?” “Ohhhh really current.” He replied. So I snapped this picture of myself while I was talking … Continue reading

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Sugar!

This is what I grew up believing. This was in Time Magazine when I was 9 years old. It must be true dammit all. Let’s eat some freaking sugar. C’mon everybody! It’s good for us! Woo hoo! Let’s go effing … Continue reading

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This is where I’ll be

Hey dudes- hope your Saturday is going great. It’s fun seeing all the comic-conners wandering the streets. San Diego is a great city. I like. In case your wondering where I’ll be next week here’s the goods—> 7-27 Novato Ca … Continue reading

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Denton Texas just added- Dan’s Silverleaf

Fresh off the presses this show just added. A late add. As if I didn’t already have enough shows. I’ve peed on a lot of fire hydrants but this is one fire hydrant I haven’t peed on yet. I’ve never … Continue reading

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Walking to San Antonio

So I’ve decided I’m going to walk to San Antonio from San Francisco. My show is the very next day after I play Novato California. Google Maps says it’ll take 23 days and 14 hours and that the route includes … Continue reading

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Niptastic

I thought I bought Tetley Tea but it was Titley and all the tea bags are in the shape of boobs. #udderlyniptastic

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Shindigs. Austin Tx. Novato sold out.

Today I fly back to San Diego in another episode of Where’s Waldo. New York and Boston were good to me. Thanks for coming out to the shindigs. I wonder if that’s what people who dig The Shins call themselves? … Continue reading

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MLB

Wow! I got to go to @mlb headquarters today in NYC to record my new song about Tony Gwynn. I’ll let ya know when it goes online.

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Now back in New York!

Now back in New York. Yikes. Thanks Boston! I mean Cambridge Massachusetts. Last night was a hoot, a holler and a veritable cornucopia of bent guitar strings and wild yelps and coyote howls. It was nature mixed with concrete and … Continue reading

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God.com

That’d be cool if God had a website. God. com and you could order tshirts and they were super soft white cottony and hobottany. (I didn’t know how to rhyme cottony) But anyways – if God had a website it’d … Continue reading

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