Author Archives: Steve

Poltz plays Delaware Tonight!

Breakfast? Served all day? How am I ever gonna make my show in Wilmington Delaware tonight? This is crazy! Get tickets for World Cafe Live show in Wilmington. Watch video here

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Jammin Java tonight!

It’s a decent day to drive to Vienna Virginia. Leaves are fa fa falling. The air is as crisp as a deep fried taco. The colors are guacamole transcendent and padre gold and brown. I’ve a good mind to play … Continue reading

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Jammin Java

Hey DC people! I’m going to be in your neck of the nape tomorrow night. I play Jammin Java. Here’s a video about this French place. Jammin Java – Vienna Virginia. Oct 21 7:30 pm. I probably play about 8:30. … Continue reading

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I saw myself peeing

I was peeing and I turned around and saw me on the wall and I said “hey dude. We are peeing right now.” And then the me on the wall said to the me peeing “turn around, you’re sprinkling on … Continue reading

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Ardmore Music Hall tonight

Slept in. Gotta drive to Philadelphia. Actually Ardmore Pennsylvania. What a shock- I have another show. You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow. Show is tonight at 7:30 Ardmore Music Hall Watch video here

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Poltz at The Stoltz

Not Lou Holtz. Not the actor Eric Stoltz. Not The San Diego Bolts. But- Steve Poltz will be playing The Stoltz listening room in Easton Maryland! Tonight at 8. Watch video here.

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Flea dip

Is this a video game? I just took this pic and now I’m wondering if I live inside a video game and I’m just capturing images for the worker bees who are writing code. Electric probes are zapping me and … Continue reading

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The Yarn Spinner

When I was born I came out of the womb with a barstool attached to my thighs. The doctors in Halifax Nova Scotia were amazed. The nuns of The Sisters of Charity at The Infirmary where I was born were … Continue reading

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Steve Wozniak last night. NYC tonight

Steve Wozniak surprised me last night at my gig in Asbury Park New Jersey. I love him. He hires a town car and took the two hour trip from the upper west side and then I got to catch a … Continue reading

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The road to the front desk

The road to the front desk is a long hike. Sometimes you have to just sit down and rest your tired limbs and hope that the carpet doesn’t fly away. Other times you order a pizza and just wait for … Continue reading

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