I was outta range of the old internet for the last few days in Burlington Newfoundland. Was in a glamorous tent. By trees and blueberries. I gotta tell ya – it’s freaking great being away from the internet world. The sun still rises and sets and no one is arguing on Facebook.

If an argument happens on Facebook and no one is there to read it.. did it really happen?

Seriously. At first I went through a withdrawal. Then I started noticing the stars and flowers and trees. Then I discarded my thirst for news. Then I took off my clothes and swung from a tree.

Now I’m back and it’s the same shit but a different day!

I guess the lesson for me here is ——> I need to unplug more often.

The only thing that’s really important is peace of mind. Let me give you a piece of my mind. Oh wait – I can’t. There’s not much left.

But I can give you peace. A piece of my peace.

I love you cats.

Meow.