It’s a decent day to drive to Vienna Virginia. Leaves are fa fa falling. The air is as crisp as a deep fried taco. The colors are guacamole transcendent and padre gold and brown. I’ve a good mind to play a few tunes tonight at Jammin Java. This is the night the cyborgs get to do the boogaloo. Change your undies shave your pubes and get outta bed you ruby rubes. Daylight’s burning and we got tolls to pay and tickets to avoid eyes to greet with troubadour smiles. See ya tonight you lost puppies. Jammin Java in Vienna Virginia.
Hey DC people! I’m going to be in your neck of the nape tomorrow night. I play Jammin Java. Here’s a video about this French place. Jammin Java - Vienna Virginia. Oct 21 7:30 pm. I probably play about 8:30.
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I was peeing and I turned around and saw me on the wall and I said “hey dude. We are peeing right now.”
And then the me on the wall said to the me peeing “turn around, you’re sprinkling on the floor. Plus, let’s not let Janis Ian see our wiener.”
I play at 7:30!
Ardmore Music Hall
Slept in. Gotta drive to Philadelphia. Actually Ardmore Pennsylvania. What a shock- I have another show. You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow. Show is tonight at 7:30 Ardmore Music Hall
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Not Lou Holtz.
Not the actor Eric Stoltz.
Not The San Diego Bolts.
But- Steve Poltz will be playing The Stoltz listening room in Easton Maryland! Tonight at 8.
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Is this a video game? I just took this pic and now I’m wondering if I live inside a video game and I’m just capturing images for the worker bees who are writing code. Electric probes are zapping me and interrupting my sleep patterns. Zombies are hiding behind buildings and I’m out of real estate for hiding. Must snap. More. Photos. Ugh ugh too late my cathode eye connectors are wonky. They’re not just wonky, they’re Willy Wonka-eee. I need a flea dip. Huh?
When I was born I came out of the womb with a barstool attached to my thighs. The doctors in Halifax Nova Scotia were amazed. The nuns of The Sisters of Charity at The Infirmary where I was born were stunned. They tried to hire a carpenter to saw off the barstool but the doctors thought it was too dangerous. My poor mother was feeling much better after having that barstool out of her womb and she told the experts to leave it. She said “I’ll just get him guitar lessons and he’ll always have a place to sit for his gigs.”
I eventually learned to walk and hop and the guitar became my best friend. Now I travel around the world like a circus weirdo and sing songs and spin yarns. I’ve spun so many yarns that I’ve been able to knit myself a career as a yarn spinner with barstool legs.
Steve Wozniak surprised me last night at my gig in Asbury Park New Jersey. I love him. He hires a town car and took the two hour trip from the upper west side and then I got to catch a ride back with him. He had the iPhone 6 and 6 plus and we chatted nonstop about everything under the sun from Ebola (he’s against it) to hacking (he’s one of the best) to music (he likes it when I tell long rambling stories and his favorite song is Dick’s Automotive).
Tonight I play NYC at Pianos. I go on at 7:45. 158 Ludlow Street
The road to the front desk is a long hike. Sometimes you have to just sit down and rest your tired limbs and hope that the carpet doesn’t fly away. Other times you order a pizza and just wait for the delivery and breathe in a slice and allow the sustenance to kick in to the energy center and convert it to fuel for the rest of the hike to the elevator.
Let’s do this tour stuff. Come find me somewhere!
Oct 15 Asbury Park New Jersey – The Saint
Oct 16- New York City – Pianos
Oct 17 -Easton Maryland- Stoltz Listening Room at the Avalon Theater
Oct 18 Ardmore (Phucking Philly yo!) Pennsylvania – Ardmore Music Hall
Oct 21 Vienna Virginia ( DC People!) -Jammin Java