I am very excited about this new weeebsite. My friend Jesse
has redesigned it. He lives in Brooklyn, and I live
in San Diego. We met up in Austin and had a pow wow, and
this is what we came up with. I will now be able to give
you updates on news and spiders and stuff. I have decided
to embrace technology with all the strength in my yogafied
My last trip to Texas was fruitful. I have finally gotten
distribution for my new record (I still call them records).
My showcase at SXSW was a fun one. I am so excited to drop
some new bomb tracks on your phat ass (Wait. I didn't mean
you look fat...See, the kids these days are using these expre....oh,
In any case, new music is coming your way via my own 98 pounder
records, making me that much happier. I get complete creative
control. So now if I don't like what i do, I can sue myself.
I can't wait to start litigating. I will kick my own ass
way down to Chinatown.
In other news, I'm starting to worry about this new disease
called SARS. In turn, I have decided to stop breathing. Who's
The Padres are 6 in 7. I predict we will
go undefeated the rest of the season. I am glad the season
has started. It just feels better.
Today I'm off to see the doctor for my physical. That means
he's gonna put his finger in the place where I go to the
bathroom. Yikes! I had a mole taken off my back which turned
out to be a good guy, not a cancerous guy, so I'm thankful
to my personal lord and savior, Jesus Christ, that I can
now get back to my yoga routine where I worship Allah, Buddah
and Jesus Christ simultaneously. When I do, they all start
having a holy war inside my head where they all keep saying, "I'M
the boss! No, I'M the boss!"
I'll tell you who's the boss. Tony Danza, that's who! In
fact, I'm going to start making Tony Danza T-shirts and send
them over to everyone in the Middle East, just so they know
exactly who the boss is.
(Incidentally, for those of you still wondering, yes the
mole was chewy and really didn't taste so bad.)
Send an email if you like. Comments and suggestions are welcome.
Or just wishes of peace and prosperity.
Just hit the page that says contact-a-rooni.
Thanks so much for all of your support over the years. I'll
be updating the photos regularly and giving you all the news
that’s fit to print.
Steven Joseph Joshua Poltz
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