My Life is Complete (I made MLB.COM!!!!)
You guys know how much I love the game of beisbol. I live for it and drink it and breathe it and it's the first thing I look for in the morning when I fire up my computer. I constantly check scores and even downloaded the new application for my phone that lets me see video updates instantly. To put it simply, I'm obsessed. Most of my conversations with my pal Westy are about beisbol and scores and news and highlights. ( By the way- Happy belated 40th Westy on Aug 15th!)
So I get a call from a very cool writer for mlb.com named Doug Miller. He was referred to me by Tim Bluhm of The Mother Hips. How cool is that? Tim Bluhm tells Doug that he needs to talk to his beisbol crazy friend about his passion for the game. So Doug calls me and here is the article.
Here's what the front page looks like.
I am grinning ear to ear and sending out massive thanks to Doug Miller.
Utah was amazing. Snowbird is beautiful in the summer and I wil be back for more shows in the Beehive State and its amazing Wasatch Mountain Range.
I am off to Toronto.
Here is an article previewing the Toronto show.
Thanks again,
Steve
New Shows! Just Updated at 3:02 pm pacific time hell yeah Dre!
sorry about not writing the last couple of days
I was booking new shows!
hope to see you
sjjp
Aug 17
SALT LAKE CITY, UT
Snowbird Cool Air Concert Series
2 pm afternoon show
web info
Aug 19
TORONTO, ONT. CANADA
Hugh's Room (Live Tour Presents)
2261 Dundas Street West
Toronto, ON M6R 1X6, Canada
(416) 531-6604
hughsroom.com
Aug 20
WAKEFIELD Quebec. CANADA
Black Sheep Inn
420 Riverside Drive, Wakefield, Quebec, J0X 3G0
(819) 459-3228
theblacksheepinn.com
Aug 21
OAKVILLE ONT. CANADA
Moonshine Cafe
137 Kerr Street
Oakville, ON L6K 3A6, Canada
(905) 844-2655
themoonshinecafe.com
Aug 22
MEAFORD, ONT. CANADA
Irish Mountain Guest House
irishmountainmusic.com
Aug 27
SAN DIEGO, CA
PETCO Park
(National Anthem @ Padres vs. Diamondbacks)
singing duo with Gregory Page
padres.mlb.com
Aug 28
STARKVILLE, MS
Rick's
(opening for Paul Thorn)
Starkville, Mississippi
rickscafe.net
Aug 29
MEMPHIS, TN
The New Daisy Theatre
(opening for Paul Thorn)
Memphis, Tennessee
newdaisy.com
Aug 30
JACKSON, MS
Fire
(opening for Paul Thorn)
Jackson, Mississippi
fireclubjackson.com
Sept 11
The Moore
Seattle Wa
(opening for Jewel)
themoore.com/
Sept 12
Ramona Ca
Cheers of Ramona
cheersramona.com/
Sept 13
ESCONDIDO, CA
Private Party
Sept 17
San Diego Music Awards
playing 2 songs live with The Cynics
Viejas Concerts in the Park
San Diego Ca
Vote Here
friday, september 19th
bend - dallas
location tba
tickets at bendstudio.com
saturday, september 20th
hill country galleria
bee caves,
Austin, Texas
ticketless show / free show
sunday, september 21st
bend - houston
508 pecore street
tickets at bendstudio.com
Sept 26
WOLFVILLE, N.S. CANADA Deep Roots Music Festival
Sept 27
WOLFVILLE, N.S. CANADA Deep Roots Music Festival
Wolfville, Nova Scotia
deeprootsmusic.ca
Oct 22
FAIRMOUNT, IL
Sleepy Creek Vineyards
Fairmount, IL
217-733-0330
sleepycreekvineyards.com
Oct 23
CEDARBURG, WI
Cedarburg Cultural Center
cedarburgculturalcenter.org
Oct 24
SAN DIEGO, CA
Anthology
anthologysd.com
Oct 30
CINCINNATI, OH
for tix email: smith72503@hotmail.com
20th Century Theatre
the20thcenturytheatre.com
Easier Said Than Done
When I was a boy the first record I ever bought was a 45 single of the song Easier Said Then Done by The Essex. I paid 10 cents for it at a garage sale. I rushed home and put it on the turntable at 33 rpm and it sounded really low and slow like the devil singing to me or something. I got really scared and said a prayer to God and then I realized I needed to change the speed to 45 rpm and it would sound alright. Being that 10 cents was a lot of money to me back then I listened to it over and over and over and probably drove my sister kathy crazy. I LOVED the beat of the song and the smooth sound of Anita Hume's vocals. The background vocals were amazing as well with the deep voices of Marines all breathy and syncopated. Listen here and try not to move along with the beat. The hook will be stuck in your head for days. Stickier than a duct taped stool pigeon being questioned by the mob. Legend has it that the song was recorded in about 20 minutes. These guys were Marines stationed at Camp Lejune, North Carolina after coming home from Okinawa in 1962. They wrote it to the beat of a teletype machine! How cool is that? The copy I bought looked just like the one above and I remember staring at the roulette logo for hours reading every little bit of information again and again. If I ever see one in a record store I'm buying it.
Move on dot org
Steve
Final Requests for tonight
I got the requests you so kindly sent in. If there are any last ones please file them below.
The Padres ended up losing again last night. I watched every painful rain delayed inning. At least they keep on finding new and creative ways to blow the game. So we got that going for us which is nice.
I think I'm going to go clean out my closet and give away all of my shirts. I'll just bring them to The Belly Up and you can have them to use to polish your gas guzzlers with.
How come the price of gas keeps going up yet the price of cds goes down? It costs a lot to travel to these cities and play music. Shouldn't President Bush give a gas break to troubadours since we make people happy? I just don't see him really giving a shit. Maybe Cheney will do it. He has a lesbian daughter so he must be kind of sensitive right? Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll write to Dick Cheney and tell him about my plight and he'll cut me a gas break. Maybe he'll just cut me some gas. Wait, that sounds awful.
If you would like to hear my performance on KGB fm then go here and scroll down to August 8th and there are 2 parts. You can opt for a pod cast or just listen right there.
See ya tonight in Sandy Eggo,
Steve
Hoffee rhymes with Coffee
I was practicing with Christopher Hoffee this week for Saturday's show and he had a triple shot of espresso mixed with vanilla and poured over ice cold coca cola. It's called a Vincent Vega. He wasn't even wired from it. In fact, he yawned. I had one sip and I was bouncing off of the walls and almost had an anxiety attack. Then we practiced songs and messed about on photoshop took the picture above and started a new country.
Radio was fun this morning on KGB. Dave Shelly and Chainsaw are great hosts and let me go off like a crazy banshee. Same with Jeff and Jer yesterday morning. I like it when I get a lot of time to spin yarns and and sing songs. It's not such a bad life. I got my butt kicked in yoga today and I'm still feeling it. My friend little Tommy had me try The Bikram Yoga Mira Mesa location. Good sweaty times.
The Padres are so bad this year that it reminds me of the old days when they were always bad. They got my hope up the last few years but this year they flat out stink. But I still watch the games and I still love 'em. In fact I'm watching them right now. Colorado 2 Padres nothing in the 3rd inning. We'll see...
Hasta Luego,
Me
More Radio Tomorrow
I'm looking forward to playing the Belly Up Saturday night with my friends The Cynics backing me up. If there are any requests you have please file them below. The radio was fun today and should be again tomorrow morning. It's an early wake up call but I quit sleeping months ago so it doesn't really matter. What I am really wondering is: where did the years go? I just got news that a childhood friend of mine passed away. I hadn't seen him since the 7th grade when he moved away from Palm Springs. If you click here and scroll down to disposable things you will see a picture of me on a basketball playground with 2 other friends. I'm in the green shirt and Terry is in the white and Mark Swisher (r.i.p.) is in the orange. It seems like it was just yesterday we were shooting baskets and laughing at something stupid. Man- you never know when you're time is up. I really liked Mark. I wish I had stayed in touch...
For info on Friday's radio schedule read below
Peace
Steve
Upcoming radio in San Diego
HI Freaks,
I'm going to be on the radio on Thursday and Friday. Just giving you advance notice in case you want to listen on line.
WHO: Star 94.1 FM in San Diego
WHAT: Live in-studio interview & performance on the Jeff & Jer Show
WHEN: Thurs., Aug. 7 8am California time
Listen Here
and--------
WHO: KGB FM 101.5 San Diego
WHAT: Live in-studio interview & performance Dave Shelly and Chainsaw show
WHEN: Friday, Aug. 8 7:30am California time
Listen Here
and then later that same morning-----
WHO: KPRI 102.1 FM San Diego
WHAT: Live in-studio interview & performance with morning host Oz Medina
WHEN: Friday, Aug. 8 9am California time
Listen Here
The on Saturday I play a show at The Belly Up Tavern with The Cynics as my band.
Hope you fly in from Australia or somewhere like that cool guy Dean from Melbourne.
Cheers,
Steve
The Hargrove Situation
This is my favorite song I've ever made up. To you it may not make sense but to me it is perfect. I had so much fun making this video in my place.
It took a lot of takes but this was the best one.
Someone please rescue me.
SJJP
Guest Blogger Joe Daly (aka Westy)
This is a picture of Joe Daly who is the guest blogger for today. Every once in awhile I plan on opening up this space for people to write their own column. I've known Joe for years and met him when he was living in Chicago and he would let my band mates and me crash at his apartment when we had Rugburns gigs in the windy city. The opinions expressed in this article are those solely of the author and not of Steve Poltz, or 98 Pounder Records------------------ Here's Joe---------------------!
"Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death." -Manny Ramirez
OK, Manny never said that. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Manny doesn't even know most of those words, let alone have the capacity to arrange them in the above order. That quote came from Anais Nin, and it's safe to say that Manny's likely never heard of her either, nor read any of her works. But I really want to believe that when Manny started beating AARP members and claiming phantom knee ailments, that it was not a pattern of thoughtless petulance, but a brilliant campaign to summon forth his highest nature and in doing so, propel all of humanity to a greater state of unification and brotherhood.
Yeah, no, that wasn't it at all.
As a longtime (read emotionally-stilted)Red Sox fan, everyone's asking me what I think about Manny Ramirez being traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. As far as I'm concerned, that story is about as newsworthy as hearing that Joe Morgan has an enlarged prostate. Manny's unceremonious trade to Los Angeles is not news- it is simply the inevitable consequence of a jerk with a lot of money, acting like a jerk with a lot of money. That's what rich jerks do, and with a legion of preceding examples, from Howard Hughes to Paris Hilton, we should not be surprised when someone with a large fortune acts like a self-seeking boob.
What IS newsworthy, and what has been largely ignored by the "popular media" (which for all you latin fans, literally means "middle of the people" [and when you read that, hold up your first two fingers of each hand and bend them in unison, once for each word, for pretense and effect]), wait- where was I?
Oh yeah, the real news is a story recently broke by our friends at Conde Nast: Manny poops in towels.
I kid you not: Manny-Ramirez-and-Red-Sox . For those too weary to read this, when Manny Ramirez shows up at the clubhouse and poops, he insists on wiping himself off with fresh towels, rather than using toilet paper. In doing so, he has occasionally clogged the plumbing system with these befouled linens. And it is this story that I am shocked to see lingering in relative obscurity.
Now technically, Manny uses towels to polish his sepia-toned fanny, but I think you'll all agree that the effect is essentially the same. This, my friends, is the height of caprice. To demand the soothing brush of terry cloth for that particular aspect of bum maintenance, when by all accounts his colleagues were more than satisfied with two-ply alternatives, simply underscores how far reaching his jerkiness had expanded. You can't have a toilet clogger in the clubhouse. Philandering, tattooed, steroid-shooting, drunk driving, seal clubbing reprobates from all walks of life are routinely welcomed into baseball clubhouses the world over without judgment or scorn. But no one likes a toilet clogger. No one. Adios, Manny. I'd say we hardly knew ye, but I think we probably got to know ye a little too well.
All that being said, thanks for the two World Series. You jerk.
Brah- can I use this space for a couple other quick hits? Thanks. Yeah, I know this is long. Your bad for offering me this space without a word limit. Idiot. SPIN magazine gives me 300 words, max. When you mentioned this on the phone and then hung up without so much as a "keep it brief," it was all I could do to not lean out the window with my nightcap on, like Ebeneezer Scrooge on Christmas Day, hailing young passersby to go fetch me a gigantic Christmas goose. Thanks.
I saw "Chariots of Fire" again yesterday. When the movie began, I was pretty stoked. It had been some time since I'd seen it, and I was pretty sure that I had once liked it. Two hours later, I felt like the world's biggest chump, having wasted ANOTHER two hours watching old timey English sissies parade about in knickers. For a minute there I thought I was watching the weekly Parliament session on CSPAN.
Finally, I'd just like to say that the Olympics are just a few days away and amidst all of the stories about journalistic repression, toxic air, Tibet, and doping, why in the world isn't anyone talking about the driving situation there? I mean, at the risk of being politically incorrect, I live in an area largely populated by Far Eastern students, many of whom attempt driving on a regular and harrowing basis. Are we supposed to just assume that all of a sudden everyone in Beijing is going to become a careful and attentive driver? Were I an Olympic athlete, I'd walk to my damn event. OK, let's say it all together- "the opinions expressed in this article are those solely of the author and not of Steve Poltz, 98 Pounder Records, or any of Steve's several offshore gambling operations that he uses for money laundering and tax sheltering purposes." Is that the disclaimer you were looking for, "Mr. Litigation Pants?? I'm going to bed.
Sugar Boogers!
This video is rated I for immature. I made it today instead of going to the beach and exercising and stuff like that. Why eat food? Just stay inside all day and make videos.
Last night's shows were a hoot. The Ramona Country Fair was corn doggin' awesome. I even had a quarter of a bit of a corn dog to remind me why I don't eat them. Then I tried a bit of funnel cake loaded with extra grease. I woke up with 10 new zits!
After the fair we played Lestat's and it was late by the time we finished. That was a sweet show too. Except Lestat's doesn't sell corn dog which really sucks. I wanted everyone to have an upset stomach.
Enjoy the new video!
Stevey joe Steve joe
Super Taco Dilemma
Wow, talk about never leaving your house. I am pasty and need to get some sleep and go outside. Maybe sleep outside. I was on the phone with my friend Ryan in Ohio trying to learn how to make videos and it was the most frustrating, fun, time-sucking 24 hours I've spent in a long time. Thanks Ryan for your extreme patience with me. Anyways, Check out the world premiere of Super Taco Dilemma!
Woo Hoo!
Cheers,
Steve
Paradise Pie
Listen to a mellow song and have a great Friday. I had a wonderful time teaching our songwriting workshop on my camping trip with my dear friend Tim Bluhm up in Yosemite in the Ansel Adams backcountry. We had everyone write a song called Paraddise Pie. The trip was sold out and we are already planning to do the next one in Costa Rica and then back in Yosemite. Hopefully 2 in one year.
also- I am playing The Ramona County Fair in Ramona, Ca at 8 pm sharp on Saturday night August 2 and then- shhhhhh I'll be somewhere else at midnight. With The Cynics!
Love is a good thing and makes the world go around and around and around. Be kind rewind.
Steve
Lost in Space
Hi Kowfolks,
I got lost in space. Stranded and branded in the world of airports and security and taxis and trains and mules. Let's just say as my penance I am going to post on this here sire for 30 days straight. No matter how I feel or if I've got something to say I am going to at least do something.
I got a new computer and a new phone. On my phone I took the picture above and was able to download an app called sketches and do a drawing. You can now draw on your phones! I used to loathe technology when I was younger and now I embrace it like a lost uncle returning from Vietnam.
The site here at Poltz.com now has RSS feeds. Woo hoo!
My cd Unraveling is now available for order from this here site!!!
The Red Sox traded Manny to The Dodgers. My Pop must be so happy.
More tomorrow,
Steve
My Carphone's On The Pill --- The Video
Manny Mota! People are making some videos out of my songs. I don't know who did this one but it's a winner. I must have made up this song over 15 years ago when carphones were the big thing. The video footage of the people dancing in this is brilliant. Check it oot eh and get back to me after a round of phone tag you believable kittens under a train.
Last night's show in Indianapolis was 37 songs long. Today I am off to a minor league baseball game to see the Indianapolis Indians play The Lehigh valley iron Pigs. Woo Hoo!
SJJP
